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our song would capture all the beauty
of the rising sun as the world slowly awakens.
Our song would be about a love that
has stood the test of time
and only grows stronger each day.
I'd have to tell the whole world about the way
your smile enchants me,
and about the way your tender touch
ignites a spark deep inside me.
I'd have to add all the colors of a rainbow
and a big red heart that's overflowing with love.
I'd have to tell the whole world
that I'm the luckiest soul beneath the stars.
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems .Give me the menu card.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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