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Types Of Girls...
 
 

 
HARD DISK GIRLS:
She remembers everything, FOREVER!
 
RAM GIRLS:
She forgets you, the moment you turn her off.
 
WINDOWS GIRLS:
Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but no one can live without her!
 
SCREEN SAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
 
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access!
 
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
 
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
 
MOBILE-PHONE GIRLS:
When you have vital work, she is inaccessible!
 
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster!
 
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every TEN things she says, EIGHT are nonsense!
 
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "Wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything!
Thu 8 May 2008 .... 0:1 AM ...... لی لی ..... | |
 
EYES & TEARS
 
 
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind

She hated everyone except her boyfriend
One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world
she would marry her boyfriend
One lucky day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her
Then she saw everything including her boyfriend
Her boyfriend then asked her,” Now that u can see, will you
marry me
؟
The girl was SHOCKED when she saw that her boyfriend was
blind
She said,” I am sorry but i can't marry you because u are blind"
 Her boyfriend walked away with tears
and said
 "Please just take care of my eyes"
Thu 21 Feb 2008 .... 0:19 AM ...... لی لی ..... | |

Valentine

Two hearts entawined,
In love at last.
Never alone anymore,
Like in the past.

دو قلب که سرانجام با عشق به هم بافته شده اند

مثل گذشته هرگز تنها نخواهند بود

I chose you to love,
My heart to you I give,
Finally experiencing,
What it is to live.

من تو را به عنوان عشقم انتخاب کردم

قلبم را به تو مي دهم تجربه نشون داده که همين باعث زندگيمه

could look the world over,
Never find one so true,
As loving and giving,
There is only one you.

همه جا رو مي تونستم بگردم هرگز کسي را پيدا نکردم که هميشه راستي باشه

که عشقم را بهش هديه کنم اونجا فقط تو بودي و بس

My lover, my friend,
My confidant, so kind,
Today you are my special,
Valentine

عشق من، دوست من

محرم اسرار من، مهربانم

امروز تو ولنتاين من هستي

 

 

Thu 14 Feb 2008 .... 12:50 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
INTERESTING YET FUNNY
 
 

* You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College

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* You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
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* A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software

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* You can find keys in Key board but you cannot find mother in
mother board
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* You can study and get any certificates. .. But you cannot get your death
certificate
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Mon 13 Aug 2007 .... 3:13 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |

Believe in 6 Things

 

There is a place in the HEART

where THOUGHTS become WISHES

and WISHES become DREAMS

It's a place where anything is possible

if we only BELIEVE

There are 5 things to believe in

for a happy, successful life

Believe in your FAITH

Believe in your GOALS

Believe in your FAMILY

Believe in your FRIENDS

And most importantly

Believe in YOURSELF

 

If you believe in these 5 things

you can't go wrong

 

 

 

Sun 5 Aug 2007 .... 12:55 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
How to success
   

PLAN while others are playing
*******
STUDY
while others are sleeping
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DECIDE while others are delaying
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PREPARE while others are daydreaming
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BEGIN while others are procrastinating
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WORK while others are wishing
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SAVE while others are wasting

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LISTEN while others are talking

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SMILE while others are frowning
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COMMEND while others are criticizing
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PERSIST while others are quitting

Sat 4 Aug 2007 .... 3:21 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |

If Life Was Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

ادامه دارد...

Wed 25 Apr 2007 .... 12:46 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
HAPPY NEW YEAR

I want to wish each one of you
A prosperous, healthy New Year.
At midnight before the new day dawns, Let's fill our hearts with cheer.

Then as the new year begins for us,
Let's pray to God above,
To rid our country of wars and strife,
And fill ALL our hearts with love.
 
 
Sat 17 Mar 2007 .... 10:27 AM ...... لی لی ..... | |
There were 4 people named :
 
Everybody , Somebody , Anybody , Nobody
 
There was an important job to be done.
 
 Everybody was asked to do it.
 
 Everybody was sure Somebody would do it, Any body could have
 
done it,
 
 But
 
Nobody did it!
 
Somebody get angry about that become.
 
 It was Everybody's job.
 
Everybody thought Anybody could do it But Nobody realized that
 
Everybody wouldn’t do it !
 
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
 
what Anybody could have done!
Thu 15 Feb 2007 .... 4:30 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
Our Song
If I could write a song about us
our song would capture all the beauty
of the rising sun as the world slowly awakens.
Our song would be about a love that
has stood the test of time
and only grows stronger each day.
I'd have to tell the whole world about the way
your smile enchants me,
and about the way your tender touch
ignites a spark deep inside me.
I'd have to add all the colors of a rainbow
and a big red heart that's overflowing with love.
I'd have to tell the whole world
that I'm the luckiest soul beneath the stars.

Thu 15 Feb 2007 .... 4:21 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
Life Without Girls
 
The result
 
Markets silent
 
Streets empty
 
The police at rest
 
All mobile companies in loss
 
No SMS
 
No Flowers
 
No Valentine
 
No Candles
 
No Perfumes
 
All the men directed to Heaven.

 

Sun 21 Jan 2007 .... 3:29 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |
checkout for JOKES....... ......... .just waiting for u...
 
Teacher:   Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would  your father still have?
Ted:
$10.
Teacher:
You don't know  maths.
Ted:
You don't know my  father!
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Father:
  Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son:
On Monday, teacher said  3+5=8
Father:
So?
Son:
On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I  know the right  answer?
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Girl:
Do you love me?
Boy:
Yes Dear
Girl:
Would you die for  me?
Boy:
No, mine is undying love

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Waiter:
I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's  leg.
Customer:
Don't tell me your problems .Give me the menu  card.

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Father:
Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you  anything!
Son:
That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher:
"Where were u born?"
Student:
" Singapore ,  Sir."
Teacher:
"Which part?"
Student:
"All of me,  Sir."
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Teacher:  
"How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow:
"No comb,  Sir."
Teacher:
"Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow:
"No hair,  Sir." 

 

Sun 21 Jan 2007 .... 3:13 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |

      

When I think of you...

Even the dried flowers become....

....more fragrant ??

Even the wild storm become.....

……tiny pat on me??

When I dream of you .........

The sharpen stones on my ways...

.....become shining sands..

The broken pieces of my mind...

.....become glittering stars....

The tiny hut of mine become......

......glazing shrines...


When I touch you......

The shining dimples in your cheek

.....become golden clues...

The greedy rosy lips become

......shivering peg of wines...

And I can't!!!, I can't tell you more

...... and more, I want to keep....

Those very close to my mind...



Thu 21 Dec 2006 .... 10:25 AM ...... لی لی ..... | |

I feared being alone
Until I learned to like
Myself.

I feared failure
Until I realized that I only
Fail when I don't try
.

I feared success
Until I realized
That I had to try
In order to be happy
With myself.

I feared people's opinions
Until I learned that
People would have opinions
About me anyway
.

I feared rejection
Until I learned to
Have faith in myself.

I feared pain
Until I learned that
it's necessary
For growth
.

I feared the truth
Until I saw the
Ugliness in lies.

I feared life
Until I experienced
Its beauty
.

I feared death
Until I realized that it's
Not an end, but a beginning.

I feared my destiny,
Until I realized that
I had the power to change
My life
.

I feared hate
Until I saw that it
Was nothing more than
Ignorance.

I feared love
Until it touched my heart,
Making the darkness fade
Into endless sunny days
.

I feared ridicule
Until I learned how
To laugh at myself.

I feared growing old
Until I realized that
I gained wisdom every day
.

I feared the future
Until I realized that
Life just kept getting
Better.

I feared the past
Until I realized that
It could no longer hurt me
.

I feared the dark
Until I saw the beauty
Of the starlight.

I feared the light
Until I learned that the
Truth would give me
Strength.


I feared change,
Until I saw that
Even the most beautiful butterfly
Had to undergo a metamorphosis
Before it could fly.


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Lessons of Life...

 

Mon 11 Dec 2006 .... 10:9 PM ...... لی لی ..... | |